Finally just 13 hours away from sleeping with the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. It’s been way too long.
Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.
Fer real doe
THESE ARE SO GREAT
Ever wonder what would happen if your favorite Disney characters met on Tinder? It’s just as creepy as you’re thinking.
Nothing like getting pushed back into therapy to make you feel like the scum of the earth. Wish someone would hit me up about something else so I don’t have to think about this all night.